I’m laughing toooooo hard
I mean I don’t care if my son turns out to be gay, I just want him to be a top
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.